Marriage Chands for Groom – Funny Sloks & Chhands in Hindi

Indian weddings are full of fun, leg-pulling and teasing. One special tradition is when the groom speaks funny chands / chhands / sloks on stage during varmala, sangeet or baraat. Below are exact funny chands for groom, as spoken in many North Indian & Marwadi weddings – kept raw and real.

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😂 Funny Chands for Groom (Copy & Use in Marriage Functions)

🎤 Chand 1

Chand pakaeya chand pakaeya,
chand pe ho haar !
Aati jao bethti jao,
sab na mero namaskar !

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🎤 Chand 2: For Saali

Liphaphe mein liphapha,
liphaphe mein chitthi !
Agala chutkula sunau,
jab saliyaa de mitthi !

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🎤 Chand 3: For Saali

Chai pine ka maza
cup se jyada pyaali mein aata hai!
Pyaar karne ka maza
biwi se jyada saali mein aata hai!

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🎤 Chand 4

Channi ma channi,
channi ma jeero !
Jamai aayo saasra,
bankar hero !

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🎤 Chand 5: For Sasuji

Baag me baag,
baag me aam!
Saasuji ke charno me,
saadar pranam!

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🎤 Chand 6: For Wife

Chanda base aakash mein !
Kamal khile taalaab mein !
Jo mere dil mein base,
Vah baethi mere paas mein !

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🎤 Chand 7: For Saali

Bawan pate tash ke
Rakhe hai palang ke pass
Saali itni dur hai
Khele kiske sath

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🎤 Chand 8: For Saas and Sasur

Thali mai thali
Thali mai kankar
Sasu meri Parvati
Aur Sasurji shiv shankar

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🎤 Chand 9: For Wife

Channi mai channa
Channe ki rabdi
Thare ghar ki afat
Mhare ghar aa padi

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🎤 Chand 10: For Saas and Sasur

Channi mai channa
Channe ka kalakand
Sasu meri Hema Malini
Sasurji mere Dev Anand

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